๐ฅโYOU CANโT CANCEL ME IF I CANCEL MYSELF!โ โ Jelly Roll CLAPS BACK at HATERS by SINGING Their WORST INSULTS on Live TV, Fans REACT with SHOCK, LAUGHTER, and TEARS ๐๐ค
Jelly Roll is rolling with the punches.
The country star, 40, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week as a guest host for two nights, but it was his Thursday, July 17 appearance that had the internet talking โ for all the right (and wrong) reasons.
During the show, Jelly stunned the audience with a bold, hilarious, and brutally honest performance: a brand-new song made entirely from real hate comments he’s received online.
Before launching into the track, Jelly Roll thanked Jimmy Kimmel and the crew for having him on the show, then turned to his fans:
โAnd most of all, I want to thank my fans. I literally would not be who I am without you. Truly, truly amazing. Truly amazing. Well, most of you,โ he added with a smirk. โSome of you are a——-.โ
He then continued, โBut you know what? I’ve never been the one to let my haters get me down. So tonight I’m going to debut my brand new single, and this entire song is going to be made up of comments that people have written about me online. Yโall want to hear it?โ
With that, Jelly Roll launched into the brutally funny ballad, starting with:
“Can I sing a song? / I said, can I sing a song? / About these hatinโ ass bitches on the internet.”
He added, โI want yโall to know that every one of these are real, by the way.โ
Some of the insults featured in the lyrics included:
โBeing forced to listen to Jelly Roll against my will, and it sucks.โ
โI used to hate Jelly Roll. I still do.โ
โBro! Itโs way too God damn early to be listening to Jelly Roll.โ
โBro, Jelly Roll sucks so much butt.โ
And it didnโt stop there. He kept the punches coming:
โJelly Roll is an embarrassment to society.โ
โJelly Roll looks like a meth addict grabbed a microphone.โ
โJelly Roll slimmed the f— up, lookinโ more like a Fruit Roll-Up.โ
โJellyโs just Lizzo for white people.โ
He even tackled bizarre claims with deadpan humor, singing:
โIโm hearing reports Jelly Roll has terrible โveneer beats,โ lots of bits of fried chicken and other foods, bacteria getting trapped in my mouth, the smell is overpowering.โ
And for the finale:
โWhat the f— is a Jelly Roll / Who the f— is a Jelly Roll / F— Jelly Roll.โ
He even threw in a joke about his wife, Bunnie Xo:
โMy wife f—- Jelly Roll.โ
Capping it all off with:
โItโs all fun and games till Jelly Roll sucks all his limbs into his body and starts rolling at high speed towards you.โ
In the end, Jelly made sure his haters knew where he stood:
โYou canโt clown me and tell me I suck, โcause I donโt give a f—. No, I donโt give a f—.โ
Earlier in the week, during his first hosting night, Jelly joked to the crowd:
โIf I really suck, just call me Post Malone.โ
He even choke-slammed Logan Paul through a desk in a wild WWE-style stunt โ teasing their upcoming faceoff at SummerSlam.